Shut up, if you don’t know how to talk.
Recently, I have a few friends that got this problem communicating with their friends and relatives. They told me that they simply can’t talk to them because none of them seems to understand what they are talking about, so it ends up quarreling.
So I ask them “how about telling me one example they cause the quarrel?”
Friend A says “I went out with my girlfriend to celebrate our one year anniversary, so we went to Sentosa to play. I want to act romantic la, and then I bring her to siloso beach to have a walk lor.”
Then my girl friend says “Wa, that girl who wear pink bikini so sexy lei. Darling, she so sexy right?”
Friend A say “No la, you more sexy”
Girlfriend say “You say the true lei, I won’t angry one, really. So you can say the truth.”
Friend A “you really want to me to say the truth ah?”
Girlfriend “Yeah, tell me who more sexy. She or me?”
Friend A “She really more sexy then you, you also dun wear bikini let me see one lor.”
So their celebration for anniversary ends like this.
Friend A told me “She wants me to say the truth what, then now she angry. I don’t what she thinking sia.”
I told my friend A this “Is you too stupid la. Please.”
Then I ask my friend B what happen by telling me one example that happen on him.
Friend B say “ yesterday while I was taking bus 52 to go school, then I saw this old lay board the bus and she got no seat. So I decided to give up my seat for her.”
Old lady say “Thank you young boy, that very nice of you!”
Friend B say “Of course, not a lot of youngster like me know how to petty old people like you. You shall have my seat.”
The old lady stands up and walks to the back with the plastic bag and says “Young boy, you are lousy!”
Friend B went blur after that thinking what's wrong had he done.
“Indeed you are lousy, my friend” I said.
To be continue…….and who knows where their problem lies??
Miss my blur blur so much la, friday coming!!
